The Thai Massage Survival Guide

There’s a delicate tightrope between bliss and outright agony, and a skilled Thai masseuse will have you swinging between the two like a malfunctioning pendulum. One second, you’re melting into the mattress; the next, you’re questioning all your past decisions as she drills into a pressure point you didn’t even know existed. Meanwhile, the woman on the other side of the paper-thin curtain? Wailing like she’s summoning spirits. If you weren’t 100% sure this was a massage parlor, you’d swear she was either having a religious experience or giving birth to twins.